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Messages from Dr. Eberlin, Dreher's Principal

Dr. Eberlin's Dad Joke Fridays (and sometimes, Thursdays):

 My brother and I laugh sometimes about how competitive we are.  But I laugh harder.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?  Of course it can, a house can’t jump!

What’s the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?  You will see one in a while and the other one later.

What animal is the worst at playing hide-and-seek?  A leopard because he’s always spotted! 

What is a pony with a sore throat called?  A little hoarse!

What do you call a pig who does karate?  A pork-chop!

What is a cow’s favorite subject?  Geo-moo-try! 

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?  Because it was two-tired! 

What kind of pants does a ghost wear?  Just a paranormal pants!

 Why don’t werewolves ever know the time?  Because they’re not whenwolves!

It's Dr. Eberlin's Dad Joke Thursday (in celebration of Halloween): What is the one room that ghosts do not need in their house?  A living room!

It's Dad Joke Friday!  What's orange and sounds like a parrot?  A carrot! 

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?  He got toad away! 

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?  I don’t know and I don’t care!

Dr. Eberlin's 12 Days of Holiday Dad Jokes:

 

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?  Claus-trophobic!  

Who does Santa call when his sleigh breaks down?  The Abominable Towman! 

Why does Ebeneezer Scrooge love Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer?  Because every buck is dear to him! 

What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa’s workshop?  A rebel without a Claus!

What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?  Candy canes

How did the reindeer learn to play piano?  He was elf-taught!

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?  Ice Crispies!